Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Major Pager, artist - Space. Date of issue: 15.09.1996
Song language: English
Major Pager |
| Mister Major’s got a pager |
| Because he sells E’s |
| To the Russians |
| Who crush and snort them |
| But they never seem to sneeze |
| I need no answers to my questions |
| Oh Mr Major’s old and greyer |
| Than he’s ever been |
| He lied to us all |
| And took a big fat wager |
| But now he hasn’t got a bean |
| I need no answers to my questions |
| And I need no questions to my an-answers |
| Now Felix the cat is on his back |
| Oh Felix the cat what a twat |
| So who needs Columbo |
| He’s just got off a slow boat |
| From China or somewhere like that |
| I need no answers to my questions |
| And I need no questions to my an-answers |
| I need no answers to my questions |
| And I need no questions to my an-answers |