| Love is not the answer to everything
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| Ask the ice-cream van driver down on Madison
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| He’s getting tipped by fathers on weekends
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| But can’t afford no Pipe Tobacco Cherry Blend
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| So, oh
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| Please don’t
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| Oh, please don’t
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| Love me
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| Love is not the answer to everything
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| Ask the big black orca in the aquarium in Oregon
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| He gets bright smiles from children with autistic symptoms
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| For three meals a day of packed sardines from tin cans
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| So, oh
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| Please don’t
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| Oh, whatever you do
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| Please don’t
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| Love me
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| Love is not the answer to everything
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| Ask Romeo and Juliet living in a coffin
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| They tried to die for each other
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| And then they killed one another
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| Yeah, love is not the answer to anything |