| Un tequila o agua bendita
| A tequila or holy water
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| ¿Qué se ocupa, cura o curita?
| What cares, cure or band-aid?
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| Cállense que llega visita
| Shut up, a visitor is coming
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| Qué familia tan perfectita
| what a perfect family
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| Lo que no se tiene, se pinta
| What you don't have, you paint
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| Tapen con tapete o cobija
| Cover with a mat or blanket
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| La verdad incomoda y te pica
| The truth bothers you and itches you
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| Si no es de tu talla o medida, amén
| If it is not your size or measurement, amen
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| Yo crecí con complejos
| I grew up with complexes
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| Yo no pido consejos
| I do not ask for advice
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| No por mí, ni por ego
| Not for me, not for ego
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| Pero usted ni vela ni entierro
| But you neither candle nor burial
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| A mí me dijeron que yo ya no llegara más a misa
| They told me not to come to mass anymore
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| Porque le di un beso yo a una chica
| Because I gave a kiss to a girl
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| Y ahora de repente se le quita
| And now she suddenly she takes away
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| Lo persignado, acuérdense yo era monaguilla
| The sign of the cross, remember I was an altar girl
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| ¿Y dónde se le fue lo católico?
| And where did the Catholic thing go?
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| Pensamiento erótico
| erotic thought
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| Ese padre tiene cola que pisar
| That father has a queue to step on
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| ¿Qué tanto juzga si es tan similar?
| How much do you judge if he is so similar?
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| Hay tanto chisme que hay que evitar
| There is so much gossip to avoid
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| Mi madre no es santa y yo no soy tonta
| My mother is not a saint and I am not a fool
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| Chusma tan naca y qué tanto le importa
| Rabble so naca and how much does he care
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| Pa’l chisme sí escucha y pa' ayudar 'ta sorda
| Pa'l gossip yes listen and pa' help 'ta deaf
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| Y a mí me dijo fea una gorda
| And a fat woman called me ugly
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| Y a mí me dijo gorda una fea
| And an ugly one called me fat
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| Me dijo marimacha un-
| She told me tomboy a-
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| También me miró feo un trapero que es pobre pero ya 'ta cuarentón
| A ragpicker who is poor but already in his forties also looked at me ugly
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| (Qué oso)
| (what a bear)
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| Qué oso
| what a bear
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| Ay, qué oso
| oh what a bear
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| Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Ay, qué oso
| oh what a bear
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| Quiero mi cartera bien ballena
| I want my whale wallet
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| Ay abuela, perdón
| Oh grandma, sorry
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| Si por usted fuera no tuviera
| If it were up to you I wouldn't have
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| Ni buen vuelo ni avión
| Neither good flight nor plane
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| Qué oso
| what a bear
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| Qué oso
| what a bear
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| Un tequila o agua bendita
| A tequila or holy water
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| ¿Qué se ocupa, cura o curita?
| What cares, cure or band-aid?
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| Cállense que llega visita
| Shut up, a visitor is coming
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| Qué familia tan perfectita
| what a perfect family
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| Un tequila o agua bendita
| A tequila or holy water
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| ¿Qué se ocupa, cura o curita?
| What cares, cure or band-aid?
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| Cállense que llega visita
| Shut up, a visitor is coming
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| Qué familia tan-
| What a family so-
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| Ay, qué oso
| oh what a bear
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| Qué oso
| what a bear
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| La familia, bola de chismosos
| The family, a bunch of gossips
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| Que con tanto rezo y rebozo no se les quita lo envidioso
| That with so much prayer and rebozo they do not take away the envious
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| Pa' acabarla, la hacen de tos o le echan un poco
| To finish it, they make it cough or throw a little
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| Tíos mentirosos, aquí entre nos son tanto celoso'
| Lying uncles, here among us they are so jealous'
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| Se echan de todo
| They get rid of everything
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| Sal y hasta lodo, saca el Fabuloso
| Salt and even mud, take out the Fabulous
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| Y vamos a sacar la mugre
| And let's get the dirt out
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| Vamos a sacar verdades aunque todos suden
| We are going to get truths even if everyone sweats
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| A mí ya me vale madre, toda mi vida hablaron mal y y no le hice nada a nadie
| I don't care mother, all my life they spoke badly and I didn't do anything to anyone
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| Qué familia tuve
| what family did i have
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| Que si yo fumé marijuana
| What if I smoked marijuana
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| Si mi tío hace coca en el baño
| If my uncle makes coke in the bathroom
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| No les parece con quien salgo
| They don't think who I'm dating
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| Usted tiene otro hijo en el barrio
| You have another son in the neighborhood
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| Mira, aquí ni santas ni putas
| Look, here neither saints nor whores
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| Ni pa' allá ni pa' acá, aquí no hay ruta
| Neither there nor here, there is no route here
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| Y si no le gusta, no se admire, mire al chile
| And if you don't like it, don't admire yourself, look at the chili
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| Las miradas insultan
| The looks insult
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| Y de miradas a miradas, mire para qué tan alzadita
| And from looks to looks, look why so raised
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| Si hay problema, yo pienso que el golpe avisa
| If there is a problem, I think that the blow warns
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| No hay curita, sana sana, ramerita
| There is no band-aid, healthy, healthy, ramerita
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| Si hay critica pero lo bailado no se quita
| If there is criticism but what is danced is not removed
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| Quiero mi cartera bien ballena
| I want my whale wallet
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| Ay abuela, perdón
| Oh grandma, sorry
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| Si por usted fuera no tuviera
| If it were up to you I wouldn't have
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| Ni este vuelo ni avión
| Neither this flight nor plane
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| Mira, aquí ni santas ni putas
| Look, here neither saints nor whores
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| Ni pa' allá ni pa' acá, aquí no hay ruta
| Neither there nor here, there is no route here
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| Y si no le gusta, no se admire, mire al chile
| And if you don't like it, don't admire yourself, look at the chili
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| Las miradas insultan
| The looks insult
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| (What the fuck?) | (What the fuck?) |