| The anti-player has filed and submitted an «alpha"-davit
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| In the Game Court. |
| With trumped up charges against
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| My client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather — for 227 counts
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| Of flexing his G’s, popping his P’s
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| Dotting his I’s and crossing his T’s
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| The anti-player has filed and submitted an «alpha"-davit
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| In the Game Court. |
| With trumped up charges against
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| My client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather — for 357 counts
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| Of verbal and reckless endangerment
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| From the million dollar mouthpiece
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| And leaving these super-sap suckers
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| Discombobulated and confused and shook up, like a pair of dice
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| The anti-player, has filed and submitted an «alpha"-davit
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| In the Game Court. |
| Charging my client Snoop Dogg
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| Tha Doggfather — for distributing and manufacturing game
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| Crossing state and county lines, with the intent to pimp the system
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| Now if you wanna judge Tha Doggfather,
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| Bring him before 12 G’s and open up his files
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| And you will see, that ever since Snoopy was a pup
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| His tail was straight up — ready to shake rattle and roll
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| And charge from a hoe to a henchman about his pension
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| So all you jerks with them $ 11 words
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| Comin out of your $ 2 mouth
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| About a multi-million dollar Crip
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| Who’s got the mind of a bid’ness man, the heart of a tyrant
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| And the tongue of a mack — I said
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| He’s a five-star guerilla Crip, with bars and stars
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| While you s*ckers is lookin for stripes
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| His game is as sharp as a mosquito’s needle
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| And with this in mind, I’m gonna ask the Game Court
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| To grant a motion, of 995 — grounds, of dismissal |