
Date of issue: 28.02.2006
Record label: Cobraside Distribution
Song language: English
G.I. Joe Gets Angry With Human Kind |
This one’s about how my G.I. |
Joe came to life |
And he kicked in my bedroom door last night |
He grabbed me by my genitals |
Mad at the fact that he had none of his own |
G.I. |
Joe hates humans |
Yet he longs to be one |
He envies our power to reproduce |
I know, I know cuz he tried to kill me |
Daybreak forced him back into his toy box |
Where I hurriedly slapped on a padlock |
With matches and gasoline, I sent him to Hasbro Hell |
Now I can’t trust any toy, not even ones made by Mattel |
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