
Date of issue: 06.01.2022
Song language: English
Loser at Life; Loser at Death |
Frustrated kid, he hated life |
Tried to end it with a butter knife |
Didn’t work, blade too dull |
So he hammered nails into his skull |
Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts |
Loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next? |
Loser at life, easy come, no easy go Loser at death! |
Still no luck, head too thick |
So he swallowed draino, but he just got sick |
Stepped into a speeding car |
Several bruises and a broken arm |
Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts |
Loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next? |
Loser at life, easy come, no easy go Loser at death! |
So he lit himself into flames |
What do you know? |
It went and rained |
Threw himself off of the bridge |
But it was the road he missed |
So he pointed a gun to his head |
Big surprise, still not dead |
Died one night in irony |
When his cat crawled on his face and fell asleep |
Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts |
Loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next? |
Loser at life, easy come, no easy go Loser at death! |
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