| Frustrated kid, he hated life
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| Tried to end it with a butter knife
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| Didn’t work, blade too dull
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| So he hammered nails into his skull
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| Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts
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| Loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next?
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| Loser at life, easy come, no easy go Loser at death!
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| Still no luck, head too thick
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| So he swallowed draino, but he just got sick
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| Stepped into a speeding car
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| Several bruises and a broken arm
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| Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts
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| Loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next?
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| Loser at life, easy come, no easy go Loser at death!
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| So he lit himself into flames
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| What do you know? |
| It went and rained
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| Threw himself off of the bridge
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| But it was the road he missed
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| So he pointed a gun to his head
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| Big surprise, still not dead
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| Died one night in irony
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| When his cat crawled on his face and fell asleep
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| Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts
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| Loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next?
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| Loser at life, easy come, no easy go Loser at death! |