Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Better Homes and Gardens, artist - SNFU. Date of issue: 06.01.2022
Song language: English
Better Homes and Gardens |
| Later on, when I get old I’m gonna buy myself a better home |
| One that’s better than where I now live |
| One that doesn’t smell like shit |
| And it will have a garden to! |
| With tulips for me to tiptoe through |
| And I’ll keep my yard so nice and clean |
| As not to upset the community |
| I’ll have you know, this is my only goal |
| To have my house inside their centerfold |
| I can see it now, a two-page spread |
| In Better Homes and Gardens |
| Oh! |
| how I’d love to be in that magazine |
| Showing off my favorite recipes |
| And removing rust from garbage cans |
| This would make me the proudest man |
| But it will take a lot from me |
| For I can’t even keep my own room clean |
| I know that one day I’ll see my face |
| In Better Homes and Gardens |