
Date of issue: 06.01.2022
Song language: English
Better Homes and Gardens |
Later on, when I get old I’m gonna buy myself a better home |
One that’s better than where I now live |
One that doesn’t smell like shit |
And it will have a garden to! |
With tulips for me to tiptoe through |
And I’ll keep my yard so nice and clean |
As not to upset the community |
I’ll have you know, this is my only goal |
To have my house inside their centerfold |
I can see it now, a two-page spread |
In Better Homes and Gardens |
Oh! |
how I’d love to be in that magazine |
Showing off my favorite recipes |
And removing rust from garbage cans |
This would make me the proudest man |
But it will take a lot from me |
For I can’t even keep my own room clean |
I know that one day I’ll see my face |
In Better Homes and Gardens |
Name | Year |
---|---|
The Ceiling | 2022 |
In The First Place | 2006 |
I Know More Than You | 2019 |
Misfortune | 2022 |
This Is the End | 2022 |
Bodies in the Wall | 2022 |
Get off Your Ass | 2022 |
Loser at Life; Loser at Death | 2022 |
What Good Hollywood? | 2006 |
Thee Maul That Heats Peephole | 2006 |
Time To Buy A Futon | 2006 |
The Happy Switch | 2006 |
Better Than Eddie Vedder | 2008 |
You Make Me Thick | 2008 |
Don't Have The Cow | 2008 |
Bobbitt | 2008 |
Cannibal Café | 2022 |
Plastic Surgery Kept Her Beautiful | 2022 |
Money Matters | 2022 |
Gaggle Of Friends | 2008 |