| Ladies, and gentlemen… and lowlifes
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| It is with outstanding pleasure
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| that we are here to present tonight…
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| Slick Rick, the Ruler! |
| And MC Ricky D!
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| Doing their smash hit, Mona Lisa,
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| you know, like the picture?
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| Anyway, I’d like to take this time out
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| to bow before his divine majesty
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| Oh your majesty…
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| Hmm?
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| Can I kiss your hand?
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| Mm-hmm
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| (kisses his hand loudly)
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| Enough!
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| Come your highness. |
| they await you.
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| Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do
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| I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew
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| I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza
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| And bumped into a girl, her name was Mona -- what?
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| Mona Lisa (what?) *singing* Mona Lisa, so men made you.
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| YouknowhatI’msayin? |
| So I said, Excuse me, dear
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| my gosh, you look nice!
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| Put away your money
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| I’ll buy that slice!
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| She said, Thanks — I’d rather a slice of you
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| I’m just kidding, but that’s awfully nice of you
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| The compliment showed she had a mind in her
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| And when I smiled (PING!) I almost blinded her
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| She said, Great Scott! |
| Are you a thief?
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| Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth
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| Ha-ha, hah! |
| Had to find that funny
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| So I said, No child, I work hard for the money
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| And calling me a thief? |
| Please! |
| Don’t even try it (Right!)
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| Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet
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| She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors
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| She tried to disrespect WHO?! |
| The Grand Wizard
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| Me! |
| Well what’s your name, son?
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| MC Ricky D, but not to be so harsh I said to Mona Li-hee
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| I’m. |
| sorry and I know that’s low class (uhh, yeah)
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| Please sit, and tell me a little about your past
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| She said, Well I got courage, and I don’t like porridge (uh-huh)
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| I’ve never been to college, but I’ve got crazy knowledge (uh-huh)
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| Over eighteen and my eyes are green (uh-huh)
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| I wear more gold than that man on A-Team (uh-huh, uh-huh)
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| Trim, slim, (yeah) and I’m also light skinned
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| Best believe Mona’s a virgin
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| A virgin?! |
| Honey needed a slap
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| She tried to tell me she’s a virgin -- with her yea wide gap
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| I said, It don’t matter, see, I’m not picky (word)
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| Let me spell my name out for you, it’s Ricky:
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| R -- Ravishing
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| I -- Impress
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| C -- Courageous; |
| so careless
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| K -- for the Kangols which I’ve got
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| that I wear everyday and
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| Y -- why not?
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| To fight’s not right that I recite and I’m.
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| quite polite like Walter Cronkite
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| Well, just about then, Trevor my friend came in He said, Hey Rick, don’t you know playin with these snakes is a sin?!?
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| He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store
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| He said, I don’t want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more!
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| Now come along, we have a party to attend
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| With some real mature women and some more of her friends
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| He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute
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| And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it!
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| And as we were leavin and drivin along
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| I could hear a melody as Mona sang a song
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| (excerpt from Walk On By)
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| If you see me walking down the street
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| And I start to cry. |
| each time we meet.
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| Walk on by. |
| walk on by.
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| Foolish pride
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| That’s all that I have left, so, let me hide
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| The pain and the hurt that you gave me When you said goodbye.
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| You walked on by. |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mona Lisa, artist - Slick Rick. Album song Best Of, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп