Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I'm Captive, artist - Slick Rick.
Date of issue: 31.12.1993
Song language: English
I'm Captive |
What’s good? |
Chit-chatter, back to work last week |
Had to spit, muthafucka, I ain’t doing jack shit |
Go ahead, squeeze the trigger, cuz I don’t see how you figure |
Two lashes, ok, it can be a good nigga |
I’m the last man cooking, I was in heat suppose |
Crawl back to the house, the wife cooking pig toes |
Life’s rough, that’s the tore up, peace, but that ain’t enough |
Had to see master plow her, and my honey pie stuffed |
Then trifle like bring her body, had Rick’s wife |
And she’s nice and the kids be like 'daddy, that’s life' |
Take it like a man, money, try, keep rocking |
Then one day, clock the balls, honey drive by and said |
I’ll do anything for you, kept drinking up |
Hero of my wife, tell ya man stop sticking her |
Master’s coming, I’m not saying you’re not attractive |
Whip snap, if a nigga run high active, I’m captive… |
One day he was dogging her back, got me mad too |
Dish it like you like this, she said, Rick I tried to |
Aiding to the problem, master wife, what you wanna do? |
Connie was naked and parading in front of me |
She said, that’s the slut, Rick, and I’m over her |
I said chill out sweetheart, because I like life alot |
She said, I have sources who will burn you on the cross |
You get across, see, don’t make me have to force you |
Man, I had a decision, so I winked and to the granny |
And she said, well you can start by eating my fatty |
Change of plans, she said, no Rick, stay here |
Quality’s a whole, is never seen in a man |
Can some change for me, said I attract because I’m handsome |
Forgive me Rick, and step back to the mansion |
That night be home, I’m finding blood all on my feet |
Said shorty got shot for eating an extra piece of meat |
I’m not even gonna start, no dad, I didn’t budge |
Next day master acting feminine like a fuck |
Thinking I’m mean benching, no, hands is on the hips |
Kept winking at Clinton, tried to kiss me on the lips |
And here came master wife, saying I’m attractive |
The whip snapped, if a nigga weren’t high active, I’m captive… |
Master departs, can have some? |
You never bought some |
Quoting from the bible, telling me to have a heart |
So I shove aside the price, cuz I asked her, I’m above it |
Until we asleep, she’s like master, I love it |
The slut, he suppose to be gay, I figure not |
But, here came master trynna squeeze a nigga butt |
Look you getting too bold, well ain’t you the meanest? |
Bang bang, my liver son, he shot him in the penis |
I said, chill, son, he chilled at his little Teddy |
He said, don’t go home, I done killed mom already |
You know the half, now my life is full of laughter |
Fell in love with granny, lived happily ever after |
Due to the fact, the hooker found me attractive |
The whip snapped, til the hooker weren’t high active, she’s captive… |