| Kit, where you goin'?
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| Sorry, Michael, it’s Rick the Ruler, I have to go
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| Lights, camera, action, you’re on
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| Get 'em Ricky D, what’s wrong?
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| The crowd’s gone
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| So help me out Kit cause this thief has to be caught
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| Radio the chief of police, get a report
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| Chief of police said «Welp
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| I’m sorry Ricky D cause I really can’t help»
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| Ahh drats I think I’ll take a long walk
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| Kit put your scan on all these rappers in New York
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| «But Michael’s callin' me Rick, I have to go
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| If I get a word you’ll definitely be the first to know»
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| Well all that night I felt really uptight
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| Hello?, «Rick, it’s Vance Wright
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| Throw on your clothes, I found 'em, they’re down town»
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| Word?, «Someone's havin' a concert and they’re using your crown»
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| What?, you sure its mine?
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| «Yo Rick, I know the shape of it, come on»
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| You know your scratches? |
| «Yeah, plus I got tape of it»
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| Get over my house quick, ride your motorcycle
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| Kit, Ricky Rick, pick up, forget old Michael
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| Well here came the DJ, trucks to say the least
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| «Ayo let me hear the tape,» it’s a complete masterpiece
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| Yelp, I guess it is, but this one bound to overtake
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| I heard a *honk honk*, that’s Kit, so let’s break
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| Here go my rap Kit
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| Analyze a hit, so Kit what’s the scoop?
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| «Slick Rick, this one is it»
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| Well my tummy was growling while I was chilling in my seat
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| We stopped by McDonald’s so I get something to eat
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| Skipped the line and the crowd started to break
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| «Hey yo, let me get a Big Mac and a strawberry shake»
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| Someone snatched me by my neck I thought I must be dead
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| Injected me with something, threw a bag over my head
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| I felt real weak, word, I couldn’t even stand
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| I fell, next thing I was being thrust inside a van
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| Unconscious, who could be this shady?
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| When I awoke I was in a room with this lady
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| «So you’re the boss, Rick Rick with all the clout?»
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| Uh-huh know why’m I tied up and what’s this all about?
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| And this she left the room this was my one chance for hope
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| I used my watch lighter to burn away the rope
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| Then I’s free, I’s free, an alarm was alerted
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| I made a flying leap through the window and it hurted
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| Someone threw a knife, who could be this trife
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| So I ran and I ran cause I was petro' for my life
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| Stranded and raw I saw a phone not far
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| I radioed in to my supadelic car
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| Yo, what’s with the concert, am I still in it to win it?
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| «Yes I’m in Manhattan and I’ll be there in a minute
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| And oh, by the way, I re-listened to your hit, hey Rick»
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| What’s the scoop? |
| «Oh man, this one is it!»
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| Tight tight security — MAN, they was the softest
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| Came in with some cannons and bumrushed the office
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| Grabbed up the one who liked to front and pretend
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| No, I don’t know who it is, some brother looking like a hen
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| «Let me go, let me go, please,» you must be dusted
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| Hand cuffed this brother cause the thief could not be trusted
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| Grabbed up my money and my crown that’s how I dissed 'em
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| I went on the mic, and DJ, man, I’m on the system
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| He warmed up the techniques to show he ain’t soft
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| The crowd was up and this is how it started off
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| (Who, who, who is the top choice of them all?)
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| Yo Vance, cut, thanks a lot, who wanna die?
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| We up top, somewhat, forget me not
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| The class that I have won’t last
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| Soon as I blast, from out the past, dash fast, and here at last
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| Vance Wright, no man can bring you this
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| And Ricky Rick, clean shot, cause I’m the king of this |