| Kit, where you goin'? | 
| Sorry, Michael, it’s Rick the Ruler, I have to go | 
| Lights, camera, action, you’re on | 
| Get 'em Ricky D, what’s wrong? | 
| The crowd’s gone | 
| So help me out Kit cause this thief has to be caught | 
| Radio the chief of police, get a report | 
| Chief of police said «Welp | 
| I’m sorry Ricky D cause I really can’t help» | 
| Ahh drats I think I’ll take a long walk | 
| Kit put your scan on all these rappers in New York | 
| «But Michael’s callin' me Rick, I have to go | 
| If I get a word you’ll definitely be the first to know» | 
| Well all that night I felt really uptight | 
| Hello?, «Rick, it’s Vance Wright | 
| Throw on your clothes, I found 'em, they’re down town» | 
| Word?, «Someone's havin' a concert and they’re using your crown» | 
| What?, you sure its mine? | 
| «Yo Rick, I know the shape of it, come on» | 
| You know your scratches? | 
| «Yeah, plus I got tape of it» | 
| Get over my house quick, ride your motorcycle | 
| Kit, Ricky Rick, pick up, forget old Michael | 
| Well here came the DJ, trucks to say the least | 
| «Ayo let me hear the tape,» it’s a complete masterpiece | 
| Yelp, I guess it is, but this one bound to overtake | 
| I heard a *honk honk*, that’s Kit, so let’s break | 
| Here go my rap Kit | 
| Analyze a hit, so Kit what’s the scoop? | 
| «Slick Rick, this one is it» | 
| Well my tummy was growling while I was chilling in my seat | 
| We stopped by McDonald’s so I get something to eat | 
| Skipped the line and the crowd started to break | 
| «Hey yo, let me get a Big Mac and a strawberry shake» | 
| Someone snatched me by my neck I thought I must be dead | 
| Injected me with something, threw a bag over my head | 
| I felt real weak, word, I couldn’t even stand | 
| I fell, next thing I was being thrust inside a van | 
| Unconscious, who could be this shady? | 
| When I awoke I was in a room with this lady | 
| «So you’re the boss, Rick Rick with all the clout?» | 
| Uh-huh know why’m I tied up and what’s this all about? | 
| And this she left the room this was my one chance for hope | 
| I used my watch lighter to burn away the rope | 
| Then I’s free, I’s free, an alarm was alerted | 
| I made a flying leap through the window and it hurted | 
| Someone threw a knife, who could be this trife | 
| So I ran and I ran cause I was petro' for my life | 
| Stranded and raw I saw a phone not far | 
| I radioed in to my supadelic car | 
| Yo, what’s with the concert, am I still in it to win it? | 
| «Yes I’m in Manhattan and I’ll be there in a minute | 
| And oh, by the way, I re-listened to your hit, hey Rick» | 
| What’s the scoop? | 
| «Oh man, this one is it!» | 
| Tight tight security — MAN, they was the softest | 
| Came in with some cannons and bumrushed the office | 
| Grabbed up the one who liked to front and pretend | 
| No, I don’t know who it is, some brother looking like a hen | 
| «Let me go, let me go, please,» you must be dusted | 
| Hand cuffed this brother cause the thief could not be trusted | 
| Grabbed up my money and my crown that’s how I dissed 'em | 
| I went on the mic, and DJ, man, I’m on the system | 
| He warmed up the techniques to show he ain’t soft | 
| The crowd was up and this is how it started off | 
| (Who, who, who is the top choice of them all?) | 
| Yo Vance, cut, thanks a lot, who wanna die? | 
| We up top, somewhat, forget me not | 
| The class that I have won’t last | 
| Soon as I blast, from out the past, dash fast, and here at last | 
| Vance Wright, no man can bring you this | 
| And Ricky Rick, clean shot, cause I’m the king of this |