
Date of issue: 15.08.2011
Record label: Suburban Noize
Song language: English
99 Bottles |
Get your booze |
Light your blunts up |
Get your high drugs |
And we doin it |
I’ll serve your ass like John McEnroe |
Put a .45 Colt to the back of your skull |
Cut my finger on a razorblade baggin up blow |
Hit the back do' with a little strag and a ho |
Ho, oh, yeah you heard the news |
But I’m back from the grave just to murder youse |
And I’ve been up in the streets kickin curbs in shoes |
Number one draft pick with the vertical |
Bleep! |
Bleep! |
White men can’t jump, nah |
But I can dump slugs from a shotgun pump |
I come from a hood you do not come from |
If you think I’m no good take a shot dumb dumb |
Dummy — come and try to take shit from me |
Little rookie, looky how the cookie’s so crumby |
I ain’t owe the dealer or the bookie no money |
I just owe it to the world cause I’m lookin' so funny |
99 bottles of beer on the wall |
99 problems and you’re hearin' them all |
99 ways, 99 lines |
99 rhymes fit 99 times |
Drink that, sip that |
Smoke that, sniff that |
Break that, take that |
99 bottles of beer on the wall |
She asked 99 times for a sixty-nine |
And loves how I rhyme with a shifty mind |
I told her 99 times that the shit was mine |
Back in ninety-eight the bitch was one sip behind |
And if I don’t make it I’mma switch to crime |
But I’m leanin' real hard on this gift of mine |
Wouldn’t you if you were, spittin' so sewer? |
Strawberry blunts with the milk and Kahlua |
… You’re like «What's he think?» |
Cause a milk and Kahlua is a pussy drink |
What’s a dime piece worth if her pussy stinks? |
I have been knocked down and pushed to the brink |
I stick with the reek cause I reek of the stink |
So come and take a whiff when I speak what I think |
I roll up in the club, take a leak in the sink |
Then I bounce from the spot with a freak in a mink |
99 bottles of beer on the wall |
99 problems and you’re hearin' them all |
99 ways, 99 lines |
99 rhymes fit 99 times |
Drink that, sip that |
Smoke that, sniff that |
Break that, take that |
99 bottles of beer on the wall |
I’m the cream of the crop with the scheminist plot |
He’s back from Hell and the demon is hot |
I’m a nightmare now, are you dreamin' or not? |
Jumpin' out the whip drunk and I scream at a cop |
Oh~! |
I don’t know what you take me as |
A snake in the grass or maybe I’m an atheist |
But you motherfuckers scared of my crazy ass |
I’ll cut you up and put you in a Macy’s bag |
… and fuck what the media thinks |
I translate Sally Wong just to read to the |
… if you don’t get I’m foolin' around |
I’ll hold your head under the water in a pool 'til you drown |
Clutching the uzi, shoot her around |
Poppin' your top off, a beautiful sound |
So when the city burns down all the looters around |
Stay stuck in the fuckin' dirt like a root in the ground |
99 bottles of beer on the wall |
99 problems and you’re hearin' them all |
99 ways, 99 lines |
99 rhymes fit 99 times |
Drink that, sip that |
Smoke that, sniff that |
Break that, take that |
99 bottles of beer on the wall |
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