
Date of issue: 24.06.2010
Record label: Global
Song language: English
The Sinful Ensemble |
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble? |
Good clean fun — just a bit of rough and tumble. |
Dead dictators out on a 'lads night' |
ten pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light. |
Ever wondered where the evil dead go? |
There’s a little place called Nightmare Scenario |
Unlicenced establishment for former world powers, |
where the drinks are cheap — and it’s open all hours. |
Bonaparte’s on brandy — he swills it down his throat, |
Hitler sips a Pilsner while he tells a racist joke. |
Mussolini leers at Maggie serving at the bar, |
Stalin’s out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car. |
Dear God above (if you exist), |
hope you see the funny side to this |
now don’t get cross — don’t bite your nails, |
oh, Son of Man your mission failed. |
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble? |
Good clean fun — just a bit of rough and tumble. |
Dead dictators out on a 'lads night' |
ten pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light. |
Herod’s in the family room to baby sit the first born, |
Mengele’s got a Gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform. |
Vlad impales glace cherries on a stick just for a lark, |
when Pol Pot turns the lights out they’ll play murder in the dark. |
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble? |
Good clean fun — just a bit of rough and tumble. |
Dead dictators out on a 'lads night' |
ten pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light. |
Genghis Khan just parked his lunch all over Nero’s belly, |
while the lions beat the christians thirty — nil live on the telly. |
Caligula kills 'My Way’on the karaoke stage — |
young 'Chezzy'Borgia's barred for life for drinking under age. |
This is far more than just a joke. |
Can’t you see the fire for the smoke? |
Choose any public house you please |
and find dictators such as these. |
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble? |
Good clean fun — just a bit of rough and tumble. |
Dead dictators out on a 'lads night' |
ten pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light. |
Hell is where the heart lies — |
(in Purgatory’s borders). |
The great thing 'bout eternity — |
they never call last orders! |
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