| Did you read the Sunday paper about the strong stomached 25
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| Who from an expedition all came back alive
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| From that hostile country where only the stones survive
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| On Heikki’s suburbia bus tour one
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| Picture-taking tourist the war was half a deal
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| The natives can’t believe it, it all seems so unreal
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| Just to ask the question, now how does it feel
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| On Heikki’s suburbia bus tour ride
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| 2,752 un-scheduled stops
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| Watch them kill the crabgrass
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| But look out for the cops
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| Hospitals for flowers, the matron ladies cry
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| Itchy trigger fingers as our caravan walks by
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| Overcrowded laughter, cause they’re all four gallons high
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| On Heikki’s suburbia bus tour ride
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| Read the Sunday paper, though you may disagree
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| About the maiden voyage of poets A to Zee
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| None confuse to answer that happiness is free
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| On Heikki’s suburbia bus tour ride |