| I’ve played every kind of gig there is to play now
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| I’ve played faggot bars, hooker bars, motorcycle funerals
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| In opera houses, concert halls, halfway houses
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| Well I found that in all these places that I’ve played
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| All the people that I’ve played for are the same people
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| So if you’ll listen, maybe you’ll see someone you know in this song
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| A most disgusting song
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| The local diddy bop pimp comes in
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| Acting limp he sits down with a grin
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| Next to a girl that has never been chased
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| The bartender wipes a smile off his face
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| The delegates cross the floor
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| Curtsy and promenade through the doors
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| And slowly the evening begins
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| And there’s Jimmy «Bad Luck» Butts
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| Who’s just crazy about them East Lafayette weekend sluts
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| Talking is the lawyer in crumpled up shirt
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| And everyone’s drinking the detergents
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| That cannot remove their hurts
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| While the Mafia provides your drugs
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| Your government will provide the shrugs
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| And your national guard will supply the slugs
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| So they sit all satisfied
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| And there’s old playboy Ralph
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| Who’s always been shorter than himself
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| And there’s a man with his chin in his hand
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| Who knows more than he’ll ever understand
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| Yeah, every night it’s the same old thing
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| Getting high, getting drunk, getting horny
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| At the Inn-Between, again
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| And there’s the bearded schoolboy with the wooden eyes
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| Who at every scented skirt whispers up and sighs
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| And there’s a teacher that will kiss you in French
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| Who could never give love, could only fearfully clench
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| Yeah, people every night it’s the same old thing
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| Getting pacified, ossified, affectionate at Mr. Flood’s party, again
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| And there’s the militant with his store-bought soul
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| There’s someone here who’s almost a virgin I’ve been told
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| And there’s Linda glass-made who speaks of the past
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| Who genuflects, salutes, signs the cross and stands at half-mast
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| Yeah, They’re all here, the Tiny Tims and the Uncle Toms
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| Redheads, brunettes, brunettes, and the dyed haired blondes
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| Who talk to dogs, chase broads and have hopes of being mobbed
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| Who mislay their dreams and later claim that they were robbed
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| And every night it’s going to be the same old thing
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| Getting high, getting drunk, getting horny
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| Lost, even, at Martha’s Vineyard, again |