| «Don't interrupt me man, I’m getting real impatient»
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| She said, «Why don’t you put that in one of your stupid poems so I can hate it.»
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| I really want a physical copy of that statement
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| I never met anyone who wanted
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| So badly to be hated
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| You’re like Ketamine
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| You get me so sedated
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| «And all those AA rhyme schemes that I know are all about me
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| And to be honest, Drew, they’re getting pretty mean»
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| Well I’m good at avoiding things and bleeding into the scenery
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| Like a drunk, trying to gain balance
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| I looked over and I saw your mattress
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| Try to make it feel like a slow dance
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| Tryna make it feel like romance
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| While I had another number written in the palm of my hand
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| Well I’m just trying to be honest
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| Now you’re calling me out on it
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| Now you’re calling all my friends askin'
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| «Where is Drew Thompson?»
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| If they knew, they’d tell you
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| But what that really means is 'get a clue'
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| Like a drunk, trying to gain balance
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| I looked over and I saw your mattress
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| Trying to make it seem like a slow dance
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| Tryna make it feel like romance
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| I saw a picture of your boyfriend on the nightstand |