| She’s like
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| Look at this pollution
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| Man
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| It’s turning us to plastic
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| We won’t even have to wait for ai
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| Isn’t that fantastic
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| We’re like the borg but more bored
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| Data but more lore
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| Oh
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| Emotions such a chore
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| Just command me like you’re
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| Brain dead but breast fed
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| Megabytes straight from that mothership internet
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| When my computer goes to sleep
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| I guarantee it dreams of me
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| Nobody knows me better than my search history
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| We share a special bond
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| History’s all logged
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| Won’t forget me when I’m gone
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| Even though I can only type like 30 words a minute
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| I’m high speed
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| I’m testy
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| I’m a blessing to the word processor
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| With some real boy feelings
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| Oh please
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| Here’s my pledge of allegiance
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| To the kids I can already hear making fun of this
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| I respect a good quip
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| In fact
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| I’m looking forward to reading it
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| She’s like
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| Look at this delusion
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| Man
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| It’s turning us erratic
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| We’ve lost all our sense of patience
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| Now
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| It’s that just tragic
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| To a modem spitting static
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| A new language has plagued us
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| Yada yada yada
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| Shut up I’m trying to stream this
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| Imagine who we’d be
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| At the start of any other century
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| Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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| I’m high speed
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| I’m testy
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| I’m a blessing to the word processor
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| With some real boy feelings
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| Oh please
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| Here’s my pledge of allegiance
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| To the kids I can already hear making fun of this
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| I respect a good quip
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| In fact
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| I’m looking forward to reading it
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| Here’s my pledge of allegiance
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| To the kids I can already hear making fun of this
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| I liked the older shit
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| Whatever happened to single mothers |