| Squirrels imported from Connecticut
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| Just in time for fall
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| How much fun is a lot more fun?
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| Not much fun at all
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| What’s with all the handsome grandsons
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| In these rock band magazines?
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| And what have they done with the fat ones?
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| The bald and the goatee’d?
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| Strange victory!
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| Strange victory!
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| Strange victory!
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| Strange defeat
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| A tale is told of a band of squirrels
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| Who lived in defiance of defeat
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| They woke up in the nightmare world
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| Of craven mediocrity
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| They said, «We're coming out of the black patch!
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| We’re coming out of the pocket!
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| We’re calling into question
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| Such virtue gone to seed!» |