| In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection
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| Slowly screwing my way across Europe, they had to make a correction
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| Broken and smokin' where the infrared deer plunge in the digital snake
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| I tell you, they make it so you can’t shake hands when they make your hands
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| shake
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| I know you like to line dance
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| Everything so democratic and cool
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| But, baby, there’s no guidance when random rules
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| I know that a lot of what I say has been lifted off of men’s room walls
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| Maybe I’ve crossed the wrong rivers and walked down all the wrong halls
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| But nothing can change the fact that we used to share a bed
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| And that’s why it scared me so when you turned to me and said:
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| «Yeah, you look like someone
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| Yeah, you look like someone who up and left me low
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| Boy, you look like someone I used to know»
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| I know you like to line dance
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| Everything so democratic and cool
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| But, baby, there’s no guidance when random rules
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| I asked the painter why the roads are colored black
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| He said, «Steve, it’s because people leave
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| And no highway will bring them back»
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| So if you don’t want me, I promise not to linger
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| But before I go, I gotta ask you dear about the tan line on your ring finger
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| No one should have two lives
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| Now you know my middle names are wrong and right
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| Honey, we’ve got two lives to give tonight
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| To give tonight
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| To give tonight
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| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh |