Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Shoppers' Paradise, artist - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Date of issue: 31.12.1990
Song language: English
Shoppers' Paradise |
| Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise |
| Habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives |
| Knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts |
| Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks |
| Tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits |
| Ozone friendly rape alarms |
| For those blinding dates |
| Another summer of hate |
| It’s the top shop for the tired and rundown |
| Going up for the final comedown |
| First and second floors, third and fourth world wars |
| We’ve got a free pair of flares |
| With every hip replacement |
| Just take the stairs to the bargin basement |
| Babies bottles full of the milk of human kindnestle |
| CHORUS |
| Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls |
| The big shop is open it’s a wonderful world |
| Top floor Shoppers' Paradise |
| We’ve got a drunk Father Christmas and the Antichrist |
| We’ve got nothing of value so there’s no V.A.T. |
| We’re going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G. |
| We take Visa, Access, American Express |
| Patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best |
| Clothes for all ages, mothers and babies |
| CHORUS |
| Going down for all the things you missed |
| All the love, peace and happiness that don’T exist |
| We’ve got enpsychopaedias we’ve got pic 'n' fix |
| A government freezer full of benefits |
| A children’s assortment we’re bigger than Hamley’s |
| We’ve got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Families |
| Carpets, linoleum, holy petroleum, |
| Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleons |
| Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls |
| The big shop is open and the world |
| Is wonderful |