| The sweet pretty things are in bed now of course
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| The city fathers they’re trying to endorse
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| The reincarnation of Paul Revere’s horse
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| But the town has no need to be nervous
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| The ghost of Belle Starr she hands down her wits
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| To Jezebel the nun who violently knits
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| A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits
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| At the head of the chamber of commerce
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| Mama’s in the fact’ry
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| She ain’t got no shoes
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| Daddy’s in the alley
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| He’s lookin' for the fuse
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| I’m in the streets
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| With the tombstone blues
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| The hysterical bride in the penny arcade
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| Screaming she moans, «I've just been made»
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| Then she sends out for the doctor who pulls down the shade
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| Says, «My advice is to not let the boys in»
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| Now the medicine man comes and he shuffles inside
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| He walks with a swagger and he says to the bride
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| «Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride
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| You will not die, it’s not poison»
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| Mama’s in the fact’ry
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| She ain’t got no shoes
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| Daddy’s in the alley
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| He’s lookin' for the fuse
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| I’m in the streets
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| With the tombstone blues
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| Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief
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| Looks up to his hero the Commander-in-Chief
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| «Tell me great hero, but please make it brief
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| Is there a hole for me to get sick in?»
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| Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly
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| Saying, «Death to all those who would whimper and cry»
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| And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky
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| Saving, «The sun is not yellow it is chicken»
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| Mama’s in the fact’ry
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| She ain’t got no shoes
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| Daddy’s in the alley
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| He’s lookin' for the fuse
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| I’m in the streets
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| With the tombstone blues |