| He's Large |
|---|
| He’s tall |
| Good looking |
| And he’s large |
| He’s large |
| Large |
| Tall |
| Large |
| So large |
| And he’s mine |
| He’s not a mandolin (Oh no) |
| He’s an accordion |
| I’ll have to squeeze him each night to keep him warm (Warm) |
| He’s virile, and he’s strong (Strong) |
| He’s strong (Strong) |
| And he’s large (Large) |
| Large (Large) |
| Do, do, do, do, do |
| Do, do, do, do, do |
| Da, da, da |
| Da, da, da |
| Da, da, da |
| He’s got money and respect (That's true) |
| He’s better than the rest (That's true) |
| He may not be the best |
| But he’s large |
| And he’s mine |
| Large (Large) |
| Large (Large) |
| Mine (Mine) |
| Mine (Mine) |
| Do, do, do, do, do |
| Do, do, do, do, do |
| Da, da, da |
| Da, da, da |
| Da, da, da |
| It may seem funny, but it’s not (Oh no) |
| I’m thankful for what I’ve got (Me too) |
| It may not be a lot |
| But he’s large |
| And he’s mine |
