Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Second to Last Will and Testament, artist - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Date of issue: 31.12.1990
Song language: English
Second to Last Will and Testament |
| The debts that I got from gambling |
| The warrant for my arrest |
| All my bills which are now outstanding |
| And the bullet hole inside my chest |
| Give my body to medical science |
| If medical science will have me |
| They can take my lungs and kidneys |
| But my heart belongs to Daphne |
| Daphne! |
| Leave a night light on beside my death bed, baby |
| Turn the pillows, change the sheets |
| But don’t switch on my electric blanket |
| Till it’s time to sleep |
| Call my lawyer! |
| Are you prepared to meet your maker |
| And ask for you money back? |
| Have you got a receipt? |
| Are the goods damaged in any way? |
| This is my second to last will and testament |
| Only a rough draft |
| A handwritten estimate |
| Left on a shelf, never signed or delivered |
| With a picture of myself on a boat by the river |
| Don’t bury me at sea |
| The pollution might kill me! |
| Just put my remains in a cheap box |
| And grill me |
| My pension and dole |
| Are there in the wardrobe |
| My air-cushioned soul |
| And my Blue Circle overcoat |
| I’ve left you no answers |
| Just hundreds of questions |
| This is my second to last will and testament |
| Before I, James Robert Injustice |
| Being of unsound body and mind |
| Die |