| Creamsicle sky while the sun sets in the west
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| Where are the queers on the piers, heard they gave it their best
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| Now they got jobs at a local fast food chain
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| Flippin' tricks for the burger, since Lady M jacked their fame
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| Flippin' tricks for the burger, since Lady M jacked their fame
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| 'Cause you can’t see tits on the radio
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| I’ll give you five fingers for a one man show
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| Fasten those pants for the lap dance
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| Take a shot now this may be your last chance
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| There ain’t no tits on the radio (Whoa no)
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| There ain’t no tits on the radio (Oh no)
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| There ain’t no tits on the radio (Oh no)
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| There ain’t no tits on the radio (No no)
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| Dark room Danny can’t see with the lights turned out
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| Black haired tranny counts sheep with her bed turned down
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| But the bed’s in Jersey and the sheep’s on a farm
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| Dark room Danny hears police alarm
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| Dark room Danny can’t see with the lights turned out
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| Dark room Danny can’t see with the lights turned out
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| 'Cause you can’t see tits on the radio
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| I’ll give you five fingers for a one man show
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| Fasten those pants for the lap dance
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| Take a shot now this may be your last chance
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| There ain’t no tits on the radio (Whoa no)
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| There ain’t no tits on the radio (Oh no)
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| There ain’t no tits on the radio (Oh no)
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| There ain’t no tits on the radio (No no) |