| It's not easy having yourself a good time
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| Greasing up those bets and betters
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| Watching out they don't four-letter
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| Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
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| Smells like something I've forgotten
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| Curled up died and now it's rotten
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| I'm not a gangster tonight
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| Don't want to be a bad guy
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| I'm just a loner baby
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| And now you got in my way
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| I can't decide
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| Whether you should live or die
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| Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
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| Please don't hang your head and cry
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| No wonder why
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| My heart feels dead inside
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| It's cold and hard and petrified
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| Lock the doors and close the blinds
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| We're going for a ride
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| It's a bitch convincing people to like you
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| If I stop now call me a quitter
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| If lies were cats you'd be a litter
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| Pleasing everyone isn't like you
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| Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
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| Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
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| I've got to hand it to you
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| You've played by all the same rules
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| It takes the truth to fool me
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| And now you've made me angry
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| I can't decide
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| Whether you should live or die
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| Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
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| Please don't hang your head and cry
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| No wonder why
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| My heart feels dead inside
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| It's cold and hard and petrified
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| Lock the doors and close the blinds
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| We're going for a ride
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| Oh I could throw you in the lake
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| Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
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| I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
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| Oh I could bury you alive
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| But you might crawl out with a knife
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| And kill me when I'm sleeping
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| That's why
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| I can't decide
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| Whether you should live or die
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| Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
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| Please don't hang your head and cry
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| No wonder why
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| My heart feels dead inside
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| It's cold and hard and petrified
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| Lock the doors and close the blinds
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| We're going for a ride |