Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dead Man Blues, artist - Scatterbrain. Date of issue: 08.07.2021
Song language: English
Dead Man Blues |
| I went to a doctor with a pain in my head |
| He said: «Tumor boy! |
| Six months you’re dead |
| It’s gonna be slow and painful |
| It ain’t gonna be no fun» |
| So I went home and decided |
| I’ll end it now my life’s done |
| Game Over, end of the ride |
| It’s suicide!!! |
| So I took out a shotgun, I put it in my mouth |
| I put it in too far, I gagged then ralphed |
| I jumped in front of a truck |
| I missed and only felt a breeze |
| Then I tried a bus, the driver stopped and said: |
| «Exact change, please!!!» |
| I survived, was still alive! |
| I dropped a toaster in the tub with me |
| It did wonders for my hair |
| Was gonna drive myself right off a cliff |
| Got lost on my way there |
| I took a jar of sleeping pills |
| But all I did was snooze |
| I can’t do nothing right |
| I got the Dead Man Blues! |
| Can’t get it right |
| I’m feeling so uptight |
| I can’t die I gotta wonder why |
| I try and try and try but I can’t die |
| I’ve got the Dead Man Blues |
| 'Cause even if I win I lose |
| I threw a rope around the rafters |
| Around my neck, stood on a chair |
| The phone rings, my machine picks up |
| And guess who’s there? |
| It’s a message from my doctor |
| And he says: «Hey lucky break! |
| It was just a dirt on the X-ray |
| Whoops! |
| I made a mistake!» |
| And then I slipped off the chair |
| And I was hanging there: |
| I’ve got the Dead Man Blues |
| 'Cause even if I win I lose |
| The Dead Man Blues |