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Beer Muscles

I go out, I have a beer to start the night
I have some more, I feel alright!
Hey Bartender, double whiskey here we go
Yo make that a triple I can’t say no
Feeling good and getting happy
I just got to smile
A real good mood and I’m one cool dude
'Cause I got cat class and style
Yeah move out to the floor
I gotta dance and sing
Baby I’m the king
I’ve feeling smarter, quicker, stronger
Feelin' oh so fine
Back up to the bar where the world id mine
Ta-ta-tequila, see that girl I got to feel her
All the girls in here want me
And I intimidate the guys
They’re scared of me
Check it out — I might look like flabby
Little girlie man but I work out
1 lift, 2 drink: Beer Muscles!
Live and drink and keep it up: Beer Muscles!
List your liquor drink it down
You’ve got to learn
Pump those beer muscles baby — feel the burn
Beer — Beer — Beer Muscles!
Beer — Beer — Beer Muscles!
I’m all pumped up and my work — out’s done
Back into the crowd I’m gonna have some fun
Moving' - groovin', like a Cadillac I cruise
I’m gonna get myself a woman
Anyone I choose
Hey Babe!
Hey Babe!
I know what you like
Come on, let’s go: Whatcha mean no!
Are you some kind of dyke?
Ooooow!
She hit me in the head!
Ooooow!
She hit me in the head again!
I got up off the floor
I said you want some more?
I was ready to beat everybody
They were lucky that the bouncers
Threw me out of the door
Check it out — I might look like flabby
Little girlie man but I work out
1 lift, 2 drink: Beer Muscles!
Live and drink and keep it up: Beer Muscles!
List your liquor drink it down
You’ve got to learn
Pump those beer muscles baby — feel the burn
Beer — Beer — Beer Muscles!
Beer — Beer — Beer Muscles!