| Holy vanilla blunts it’s Vast-Man
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| The Jokers kidnapped Hip-Hop
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| What’s you gon' do?
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| (Hook) Vast Aire
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| Nigga please, you is sucka emcee
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| I’m VAST-MAAAAN
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| Me and my crew is running the streets fo’real
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| VAST-MAAAAN
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| Hip-Hop is Dead it looks like a job for…
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| VAST-MAAAAN
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| LXG is the family and I’m…
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| VAST-MAAAAN
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| Remember in Nikes to the Batmobiles
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| We burning with the gamma ray lasers, electric eels
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| Caped Crusaders falling from off glaciers
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| Landing under water then shooting micro-lasers
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| All we do is make the facility melt
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| Number one villian that’s felt
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| Pull up the utility belt
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| It went — *boom-blam-zoom-zap*
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| Crash the canvas with the cobras hissing at the bottom of my straps
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| Leap buildings, fly flying saucers
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| Dissolving inside the forrest when the radar lost us
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| Torpedo glare thru the Vast Aire
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| With the cashmere, cat burglar blast from last year
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| Super hero DeNiro, Beretta Bronson
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| Keep Wonder Woman on her knees getting Johnson
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| Vaporize them costume kit and disguise
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| I’ma have to detach 'em from life with the shake equalizer
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| (Hook) Vast Aire
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| Life’s a card game of the illest poker
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| And I ain’t gonna fold until I get the Joker
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| A Dark Knight like Bram Stoker
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| And when I see the Catwoman, I’ma stroke her
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| And tell Super Boy he’s a super toy
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| I’m Theodore Wayne the real McCoy
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| It’s a bird, it’s a plane!
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| No it’s Lois Lane giving me brains
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| She game to Gotham to write a story
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| I told her 'Put the pen down, show me the panties'
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| Peter Parker can’t do shit to me
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| I’m Vast Man with a capital V
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| But to my avail there was Vicki Vale
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| Tryna seduce me
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| Doing the Vast twosie
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| I told her to slow down
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| She wanted to sleep like a bat upside down
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| Well, I can arrange that
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| And that’s when the Riddler started to clown
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| He was like 'It's my time'
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| But the crowd didn’t know I co-wrote his rhymes
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| The Green Hornet is always smoking me out
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| But I keep my space cuz he’s a Two-Face
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| I’m smacking the Penguin when he gets greedy
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| Just flash LXG when you need me
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| (Hook) Vast Aire
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| (Outro)
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| Will the Dynamic Duo triumph over the Jokers evil
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| Will Cat Woman finally give Vast-Man the panties?
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| Stay tuned, same Vast time, same Vast channel |