Intro)
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Holy vanilla blunts it's Vast-Man
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The Jokers kidnapped Hip-Hop
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What's you gon' do?
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(Hook) Vast Aire
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Nigga please, you is sucka emcee
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I'm VAST-MAAAAN
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Me and my crew is running the streets fo'real
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VAST-MAAAAN
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Hip-Hop is Dead it looks like a job for...
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VAST-MAAAAN
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LXG is the family and I'm...
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VAST-MAAAAN
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[Geechi Suede]
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Remember in Nikes to the Batmobiles
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We burning with the gamma ray lasers, electric eels
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Caped Crusaders falling from off glaciers
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Landing under water then shooting micro-lasers
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All we do is make the facility melt
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Number one villian that's felt
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Pull up the utility belt
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It went - *boom-blam-zoom-zap*
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Crash the canvas with the cobras hissing at the bottom of my straps
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Leap buildings, fly flying saucers
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Dissolving inside the forrest when the radar lost us
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Torpedo glare thru the Vast Aire
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With the cashmere, cat burglar blast from last year
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Super hero DeNiro, Beretta Bronson
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Keep Wonder Woman on her knees getting Johnson
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Vaporize them costume kit and disguise
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I'ma have to detach 'em from life with the shake equalizer
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(Hook) Vast Aire
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[Vast Aire]
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Life's a card game of the illest poker
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And I ain't gonna fold until I get the Joker
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A Dark Knight like Bram Stoker
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And when I see the Catwoman, I'ma stroke her
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And tell Super Boy he's a super toy
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I'm Theodore Wayne the real McCoy
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It's a bird, it's a plane!
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No it's Lois Lane giving me brains
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She game to Gotham to write a story
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I told her 'Put the pen down, show me the panties'
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Peter Parker can't do shit to me
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I'm Vast Man with a capital V
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But to my avail there was Vicki Vale
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Tryna seduce me
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Doing the Vast twosie
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I told her to slow down
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She wanted to sleep like a bat upside down
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Well, I can arrange that
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And that's when the Riddler started to clown
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He was like 'It's my time'
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But the crowd didn't know I co-wrote his rhymes
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The Green Hornet is always smoking me out
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But I keep my space cuz he's a Two-Face
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I'm smacking the Penguin when he gets greedy
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Just flash LXG when you need me
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(Hook) Vast Aire
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(Outro)
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Will the Dynamic Duo triumph over the Jokers evil
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Will Cat Woman finally give Vast-Man the panties?
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Stay tuned, same Vast time, same Vast channel |