Lyrics PreBeardy - Ryan Higa, David Choi

PreBeardy

Three months in the works, look at our faces
Barely any girth so many spaces
And I look around and there’s so much hair
Facial scars they’re everywhere
Someday
Yeah I’m going to be there!
Can’t wait to look more masculine;
Hide acne and my double chin
I wanna stand by a Harley Davidson
Cuz I’m going through
Prebeardy;
Not quite a beard but almost
Prebeardy;
Disconnected but there’s potential
I want a beard like Abraham Lincoln
I want a beard like Brad Pit’s pits
I want a beard like Angelina Jolie if she had a beard!
Prebeardy
I wanna stroke my beard and look like
I am deep and wise
Carry wood on my shoulder
Have a drink with the guys
Change a tire
Cut a wire
Throw a steak on top of a fire
I wanna give dramatic looks
Where I only move my eyes
Can’t wait to cover up my skin
Like a king majestic in the wind
I wanna look like Rick and not like Glenn
(Spoiler alert, he doesn’t grow a beard)
Prebeardy
Not quite a beard but almost
Prebeardy
Disconnected but there’s potential
I want a beard like everyone from Game of Thrones
I want a beard just like this dog
I want a beard like the guy who doesn’t always drink
But when he does he has beard
Prebeardy