| Saturday night when I came home, tired as I can be I saw a pair of shoes outside of my door,
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| where I know my shoes are supposed to be
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| I said to my man, my darling man, Honey please explain this mess to me Whose shoes are those shoes outside of my door
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| where I know my shoes supposed to be?
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| He said, my wife, my darling wife, honey, can’t you plainly see
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| Those are nothing but a pair of rain boots and my momma gave them to me Now I’ve traveled this world a many, many mile, and I hope someday to travel
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| But I have never in my entire life seen a pair of rain boots with high heels on them before
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| Saturday night when I came home, tired as I can be I saw a coat hanging up on the rack where I know my coat supposed to be
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| I said to my man, my darling man, please explain this mess to me Whose coat is that coat hanging up on the rack
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| where I know my coat supposed to be?
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| He said, my wife, my darling wife, honey, can’t you plainly see
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| That’s nothing but an old choir robe, and your preacher left it here for me Now I’ve traveled this world a many, many mile, and I hope someday to travel
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| But I have never in my entire life seen a choir robe with a fur collar on it before
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| Saturday night when I came home, tired as I can be I saw a head in the bed, where I know my head supposed to be
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| I said to my man, my darling man, please explain this mess to me Whose head is that head in the bed where I know my head supposed to be?
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| He said, my wife, my darling wife, honey, can’t you plainly see
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| That’s nothing but an old Cabbage head, and your Momma brought that here to me Now I’ve traveled this world a many, many mile, and I hope someday to travel
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| But I have never in my entire life seen a cabbage head with a hair net on it before… |