| OK, y’all, here’s the story of the legendary queens…
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| Miss Dasher, Dancer, Prancy, Vixen, Lady Comet, Cupid, Donna, and Blitzenia…
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| But child, do you recall the fiercest drag queen of them all?
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| RuPaul the red-nosed drag queen
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| Drag queen
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| Had a very shiny nose
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| And if you ever saw it
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| Saw it
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| You would even say it glows
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| All of the other drag queens
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| Drag queen
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| Used to laugh and call her names
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| They never let poor RuPaul
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| RuPaul
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| Join in any drag queen games
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| Then one foggy Christmas Eve
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| Santa came to say
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| «RuPaul with your nose so bright
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| So bright
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| Won’t you star in my show tonight?»
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| Show tonight
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| Then how the drag queens loved her
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| Loved her
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| And they shouted out with glee
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| «RuPaul you big foot, red-nosed drag queen
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| You’ll go down in history
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| You’ll go down in history!»
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| Shiny nose
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| RuPaul
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| Go down in history
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| RuPaul the red-nosed drag queen
|
| Drag queen
|
| Had a very shiny nose
|
| And if you ever saw it
|
| Saw it
|
| You would even say it glows
|
| All of the other drag queens
|
| Drag queen
|
| Used to laugh and call her names
|
| They never let poor RuPaul
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| RuPaul
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| Join in any drag queen games
|
| Then one foggy Christmas Eve
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| Santa came to say
|
| «RuPaul with your nose so bright
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| So bright
|
| Won’t you star in my show tonight?»
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| Show tonight
|
| Then how the drag queens loved her
|
| Loved her
|
| And they shouted out with glee
|
| «RuPaul you big foot, red-nosed drag queen
|
| You’ll go down in history
|
| You’ll go down in history!»
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| Shiny nose
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| RuPaul
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| Go down in history
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| RuPaul
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| So bright
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| Red-nosed drag queen
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| Go down in history
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| RuPaul
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| So bright
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| Red-nosed drag queen
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| Go down in history
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| RuPaul
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| So bright
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| Red-nosed drag queen
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| Go down in history
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| RuPaul
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| So bright
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| Red-nosed drag queen
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| Go down in history |