Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Cher: The Unauthorized Rusical , by - RuPaul. Release date: 10.05.2018
Song language: English
Cher: The Unauthorized Rusical |
| 3AM, Malibu |
| Can’t sleep, bed emoji |
| Kathy Griffin just left; |
| that bitch got me all wired up, sticking out tongue |
| and winking emoji |
| 50 years in the biz, can’t stop thinking about when it all began, |
| thought bubble emoji |
| Born in Cali and mama named me Cherilyn |
| I was insecure, but there was a fire within |
| Skipped school early and went to Hollywood |
| Tried to meet every big wig that I could |
| When I met Sonny he was twenty seven |
| I was younger by a few years… okay, eleven |
| Short little guy, he stole my heart |
| Soon we were on top of the charts |
| (Sang songs) We were writing the hits |
| It was all glamour and glitz |
| (Sang songs) We were two shooting stars |
| And we had each other, babe |
| Sonny believed in me more than I believed in myself |
| And bitch, we were just getting started |
| From television city in Hollywood: |
| The Sonny and Cher Show! |
| Me and Sonny were the hottest show in town, they loved us |
| And every monday night the fans stuck around, to see my Mackie gowns |
| My daddy’s people were Armenian |
| And I would dress up like an Indian |
| I wore a head dress, be a gypsy queen |
| A fortune teller witch from New Orleans |
| (Cultural appropriation!) That’s what we’ve never heard |
| (Cultural appropriation!) That wasn’t even a word |
| (Cultural appropriation!) C’mon, it was another time |
| We just called it fashion, bitch |
| We evolved with the times |
| This TV queen, she hit the scene |
| Divorcing Sonny and getting good rocker beat |
| (Good, good, good rocker beat) |
| And now I’m with Geffen, when he was young |
| I even let Gene Simmons slip me the tongue |
| (Single lady, danced all night) |
| And burned the candle at both ends |
| (The way of love is a twisted trip) |
| But I’d do it again… |
| No regrets, damnit! |
| TV’s gone, moving on |
| There’s just one thing that’s left for me to do |
| (Disco Cher!) |
| Ride the trend, to the end |
| Throw on disco duds and boogie shoes |
| (Disco Cher!) |
| Make some hits, flash my tits! |
| God, I gotta stop wearing all this cheap crap |
| (Disco Cher!) |
| Ride this wave (ride this wave) to my grave (to my grave) |
| This disco craze will last forever |
| Gotta do whatever it takes |
| Even wear roller skates |
| This era was a bumpy section |
| Seems like I might need a new direction… |
| I didn’t know what to do next, so I called Sonny on the set of Fantasy Island. |
| He told me to believe in myself, go into acting, and snap out of it! |
| Cue the track |
| Your career hits the skids and you’re busy with kids |
| (Snap out of it!) |
| When Altman offers you a scene in Come Back Jimmy Dean |
| (Snap out of it!) Finally! |
| More roles come if you ask like the break with Mormon Mass |
| (Snap out of it!) |
| Just snap out of it |
| (Snap out of it!) |
| You know what I wanna do? |
| Play a witch in Eastwick |
| I don’t need a damn broomstick! |
| (Snap out of it!) |
| I screwed up all those words |
| Then get struck by the moon |
| Slap Nic Cage, make him swoon |
| Snap out of it, bitches! |
| I won an Oscar, damnit! |
| Okay, now what? |
| Got tired of starring in the same old movie |
| So I stripped with sailors on the MTV (MTV) |
| They wouldn’t stop with the tabloid headlines |
| No one had ever seen an ass like mine |
| But I was only getting started |
| In new adventures yet uncharted |
| I got in amazing shape and sold a fitness tape! |
| (Don't turn your back on Cher) |
| Don’t turn your back, baby |
| Hoo! |
| 'Til my bank balance is longer than my hair |
| Don’t turn your back on Cher |
| (Don't turn your back on Cher) |
| Got tattoos everywhere |
| (Got tattoos everywhere) |
| And thanks to my hustle |
| I’m a billionaire, hoo! |
| In breaking news, Sonny Bono has passed away unexpectedly |
| With Sonny gone, I didn’t have anyone around to believe in me. |
| So I needed to |
| believe in myself, ho! |
| How am I supposed to cope? |
| (She can’t cope) |
| I Cher am gonna miss that dope |
| (Bye-bye, Sonny) |
| But since he’s not around |
| I need a brand new sound! |
| Vocoder, something I can believe |
| The answer is technology |
| Vocoder, a new trick up my sleeve |
| Turn into a robot from outer space! |
| And I know the gays will buy this |
| And I know Britney will try this |
| Now my legacy’s secure |
| Time to do another Cher-well Tour |
| I invented reinvention, bitches |
| When our world is destroyed and the end of time approaches |
| Two things will be left… Cher and cockroaches! |
| Cher and roaches, cockroaches and Cher |
| When all else is gone, we’ll still be there |
| Cher and roaches, cockroaches and Cher |
| Get used to us, we ain’t going nowhere |
| Wagon Wheel Watusi! |
| (Unintelligible) |
| Go talk to my agent! |