| Sucker MC’s who did not learn
|
| If you don’t this time, we shall return
|
| The beat is big, it’s kind of large
|
| And when we’re on the mic, we’re in charge
|
| It’s like that y’all (that y’all) like that y’all (that y’all)
|
| Like that-a-tha-that a-like that y’all (that y’all)
|
| Cool chief rocker, I don’t drink vodka
|
| But keep a microphone inside my locker
|
| Go to school everyday, on the side makin' pay
|
| 'Cause I’m rockin' on the mic until the break of day
|
| And now the things I do make me a star
|
| And you could be too if you know who you are
|
| Just put your mind to it, you’ll go real far
|
| Like a pedal to the metal when you’re drivin' a car
|
| …Liggy-liggy-liggy-listen to the things that I say
|
| Because it’s not routine, it’s the way I play
|
| Just come out my mouth all time of the day
|
| And then I must have time to give it away
|
| Hey, they used to call me Easy D
|
| 'Cause I rapped on the mic so easily
|
| But now they call me D.M.C
|
| (He's) the Emcee of the party
|
| The D’s for doin it all of the time
|
| The M’s for the rhymes that are all mine
|
| The C’s for cool, cool as can be
|
| (And why you wear those glasses?) So I can see
|
| Huh-huh
|
| Got rhymes so def, rhymes, rhymes galore
|
| Rhymes that you never even heard before
|
| Now if you say you heard my rhymes, we’re gonna have to fight
|
| 'Cause I just made the super-def rhymes last night
|
| Microphone master, super rhyme maker
|
| I get def as the others get faker
|
| It’s me, D.M.C. |
| in the place to be
|
| And I still got the same old harmony
|
| I’m the devastatin' mic-controller
|
| The word wizard and the chief rock roller
|
| Bad b-boy made for the b-girls
|
| Rock ruler rhymes as the turntable twirls
|
| Supreme being who was born to talk
|
| And over sucker MC’s all day I walk
|
| A few years ago my name was Joe
|
| And then I went to a party, cold stole the show
|
| Stole it as sure as birds have wings
|
| Now they’re callin' me DJ Running Things
|
| Got Kurtis Blow down with the two
|
| And my man Larry Lah makes beats for you
|
| Keepin' up the funky beat is the Hollis Crew
|
| So Dee, take the mic cause you know I’m through
|
| In case you wonder what all this means
|
| We’re funky fresh from Hollis, Queens
|
| Run and Kurt both down with me
|
| And that’s the way it’s meant to be
|
| I’m the microphone master D.M.C
|
| Devastatin' mic-controller personality
|
| And to the sucker MC’s who did not learn
|
| If you don’t this time we shall return… |