| You ain’t big unless you’re big in Alabama
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| Don’t know who you are unless you made it in Wichita
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| Gotta get back to Kansas
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| Or at least southern North Carolina
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| You ain’t big unless you’re big in Mississippi
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| Don’t know who you are unless you made it in Topeka
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| Gotta get back to Kansas
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| Or at least southern West Virginia
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| You ain’t big if you’re little in Texas
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| Don’t know who are who you are unless you made it in Lawrence, Kansas
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| Wait a minute, Lawrence, Kansas
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| Doesn’t really matter at all
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| You ain’t big unless you’re big in Alabama
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| Don’t know who you are unless you made it in Wichita
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| Gotta get back to Kansas
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| Except of course back to Lawrence
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| (You ain’t big unless you’re big in Alabama)
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| God forbid, southern Pennsylvania
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| God forbid, eastern California
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| God forbid, western New York state |