Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Tiger Man - Original, artist - Rufus Thomas.
Date of issue: 13.04.2006
Song language: English
Tiger Man - Original |
Engineered scientifically, assist with efficiency |
Leave gifts for the team under green like a Christmas tree |
A laner’s dream made of goo, brute with the one two |
Punch through your crew with the kung fu |
I leave puddles, countergank for doubles |
It’s always sunny when the green man jungles |
Blue pull then I grab wolves into wraith camp |
Pioneer of the fast clear and it pays man |
Created from a textbook, connect with a left hook |
Step to the special weapon get shook |
Get your life took, stretching strike win the fight |
Leave you brutalized right where you once stood |
I’m no good, Goliath with a sling shot |
A self fling into anything and I can’t be stopped |
I’m science hell, divide you like a cell |
Applied well I fly in high dive and tank spells |
Bank swells, hit the the shop throwing cash around |
I’m your new favorite green organic compound |
I confound confuse and amaze, amuse with my plays |
Abuse every phase and don’t lose for days |
Throw a cleaver in your back side |
Feels like you lack drive |
When I’m behind the wheel my ultimate is Mach Five |
You should be shocked guy, but it’s not my fault |
I’m runnin' to you and my waists secured with Brand’s ult |
Your team is fond of me, I’m an anomaly |
Stick my tongue out and I run while you’re all on to me |
It dawned on me, you’re pawns to me |
Your base is like a spawn to me |
I’m campin' on your Ahri cause Mundo goes where he wants to please |
And I’m not asking for permission |
I’m hunting down your bounties and I’m keeping the remissions |
You’re missin', your skillshots |
I’m dippin', when kills drop |
Stop, gimme some time to base, refill, and shop |
You need a blue buff to be helpful |
But when I’m using all my skills I’m draining my own health pool |
Cause I don’t give a shit if you’re sending four people top to me |
I’m pushin' down your turret and nobody’s ever stoppin' me |
You all drop to me, lane swap to flee |
You should calm yourself, meditate like Master Yi |
You will throb pain, mostly cause I mop lames |
This will be your final hour, especially cause you’re not Vayne |
I’m charging into sight, you’re so scared that your esophagus |
Is clenching up, you’re standing toe to toe with what the apocalypse |
Will manifest into a horseman if it was monstrous |
My crowning act is sealing Amumu’s sarcophagus |
I’m the king of this jungle, got it locked |
Getting first blood mid, level 3, then I’m walking top |
Waiting for a chance to pounce, which isn’t hard (he talks a lot) |
We get him low, I’m spamming Q, I LOVE it when their body drops |
I diversify my ganks, I don’t like campin' |
I spread the face of the community…"Still Rampant" |
You give credit of my existence to black magic |
But it don’t make a difference when I’m ulting in for hat tricks |
I’m Hecarim, the enigma from the Shadow Isles |
Shredding and I’m cleaving through your ranks, like the battle’s wild |
Enjoy whatever time you have left until sundown |
Because you’ll hear the screams from your team when I run around |
When you see me, your best plan’s to fall back |
I’ll drop you so fast, you would wish you were alt tabbed |
And in fact what I’ll unmask, throughout this war path |
Is my intent, to see if you sink inside this blood bath |
Yo, I’m malevolent, level up, level 2 lizard buff |
Hello FIRST BLOOD, shiv you — no fisticuffs |
Hazing the brain of your laners |
Invading while you’re raging and negating your double buffs |
This ain’t a practical joke, you’re practically smoke |
Cos when you see the orange flash you’ll practically croak |
You’re practically yoke, your skull’s an egg man and I’m getting my toast |
Cos I eat scrubs for breakfast till I actually choke |
They’ll want a restraining order the way I’m causing mass disorder |
Crossed the border, couldn’t afford a ward huh? |
Sorta scored a tight reward, hah, thanks for the gold kid |
My double ain’t something to roll with |
Exploded, daggers unloaded the game — you’ve thrown it |
I’m whoring dorans, only focused on backdooring |
Exploring every which way for my boxes to start flooring |
Your boring team — ignoring adoring allies cos fanboys need warning |
I’m only here for blood pouring till it’s soaring overhead |
I’ve got a magic trick to show you! |
Please, all gather round |
I’ll show you what it means to be coulrophobic — fearing clowns |
I’ll slit the throat of your king and dance around with his crown |
Call me usurper cos this jester is a king now |