| Y’all come on in now, come right on down front
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| I got something I want to show you
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| Now y’all heard of the Popcorn, y’all heard of the Dog
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| You heard about all your other dances
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| But now there’s a brand new dance
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| That’s going around
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| I want to show you exactly what I’m talking about
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| I’m talking about the funky chicken, y’all ready?
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| I say y’all ready, okay, here we go
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| You raise the left arm up and your right arm too
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| Let me tell you just what to do, start both of 'em to flapping
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| Start your feet to kicking, that’s when you know
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| You doin' the funky chicken
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| Slick and spasm, you got both arms up, across your face
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| You knees start wiggling, all over the place
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| You flap your arms and your feet start kicking
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| Then you know you doin' the funky chicken
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| Oh, I’m feeling it now, I feel so unnecessary
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| This is the kind, this is the kind of stuff
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| To make you feel like you want to do something nasty
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| Like waste some chicken gravy on your white shirt
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| Right down front, here we go y’all
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| You work both arms and you work both feet
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| Use a dab of gravy, you right on the beat
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| You flap your arms and your feet start kicking
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| The you know you doin' the funky chicken
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| Doin' the funky chicken, y’all
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| Doin' the funky chicken, y’all
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| Doin' the funky chicken, y’all |