Lyrics Ace Ventura, Pt. 3 - Rozwell Kid

Ace Ventura, Pt. 3

First thing I saw when I stepped out of the time machine
Was a tiny version of myself and I was pissed off at me
What the hell have you been eating
Your job is a waste of time
Is it too much to ask, that you get off your ass
This future doesn’t look cool to me
Listen to me you little shit
It’s easy to quit and hard to commit
And I’m sorry that I’m not what you thought we’d be
Not staring in Ace Ventura
So you can go to hell, Me
Yes you can b-b-b-b-burn in hell
The first thing I saw when I stepped out of the time machine
Was a fatter version of myself and I was pissed off at me
What the fuck have you been eating
Your job was a waste of time
It was too much to ask, that you get off your ass
This future doesn’t look cool to me
Listen to me you little shit
It’s easy to quit and hard to commit
And I’m sorry that I’m not what you thought we’d be
Not staring in Ace Ventura
So you can go to hell, Me
Yes you can b-b-b-b-burn in hell
First thing I saw when I backed over the time machine
Was myself in a rage in the mirror and I was pissed off at me
What the hell have you been eating
Your job is a waste of time
It was too much to ask, that you get off your ass