Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Vagina, artist - Royce 5'9.
Date of issue: 12.07.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Vagina |
These niggas talkin' bout they walk talk and think bossy |
I’m in the Trump Tower shower washin' ink off me |
Two ugly bitches in my bed, moochin' drinks off me |
My mini bar’s empty, but that’s just how I’m livin' |
I’m in the presidential suite with two freaks, I call 'em my Kennedy Fried |
Chickens |
«Awe yeah… I'm back… bitches» |
But this is, kinda like my wilder style |
Vicious, say when I’m sippin', I turn into Shallow Hal |
I must have been high or somethin' |
Cause I could of swore that one of these bitches told me to buy her somethin' |
I told her… |
«I got a present for you right here"(What?) |
«Actually it’s not a present. |
It’s my penis» |
I’m feelin' plastered |
So what they fat women, I feel like I have to bite the Apple like the Mac emblem |
One of the bitches like, «Oh I love you so much. |
I love Slaughterhouse, I love Joey, Joell, Crooked. |
All you guys» |
Shut up |
«I don’t like it when you talk."(What?) |
«Cause that just means you’re not suckin' my cock.» |
Bitch I’m on everything, I don’t know what you just had |
I’m 'bout to slip and fall and head butt yo ass like Superbad |
One of 'em start somethin' super fast |
The other one I gave Arabian Goggles, they flier than alien model |
For now |
These bitches givin' me brains till I’m out of mines |
That’s when I had an epiphany like «STOP!»… |
Vagina time |
«Vagina"(What?) |
«Vagina"(What?) |
«I wanna have sex with your vagina"(Uhh) |
«Vagina"(What?) |
«Vagina"(What?) |
We holla at 'em like |
I swear these little punks be wildin' |
Claimin' they only fuck bad bitches |
Chopper stylin', I be swimmin' in trash bitches goin' dumpster divin' |
I met a bitch on the street, she said she want a nigga that’s deep |
I’m deep |
I said… |
«I'm the Indian Jones of explorin' crotch. |
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.» |
I told her I got an 'oh so flow mean' |
Rope-a-dope? |
Nope, I got a Poconos swing |
Little bitch riddle me this (C'mon) |
«What's the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s vagina? |
(What?) |
There is none. |
I want my penis to inside both of those things.» |
I know you gazin' at the words I text |
I ain’t a virgin', your wife ain’t the first bird I pecked |
She ain’t per-fect, she per-plexed |
She can’t quite think |
Your baby girl ain’t right like birth defects |
My religion is god body gynecology, I work with sex |
Feelin' no pain like Percocets |
Sellin' syrup and wet in church and sweat |
You herb niggas got me twisted like cursive text |
Nigga I cling to her |
I’ll give her hella smoke |
I’ll sing to her |
I’ll tell her hella jokes like: |
«Why did my penis cross the road?"(What?) |
«To get to the other vagina» |
«Vagina"(What?) |
«Vagina"(What?) |
«I wanna have sex with your vagina"(Uhh) |
«Vagina"(What?) |
«Vagina"(What?) |
«2 + 2 = Vagina"(C'mon) |
We holla at 'em like |
«My dick is like an airplane. |
It gives girls orgasms. |
I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff. |
I’m the, Hulk Hogan of slammin' muff. |
Love is for girls and gays. |
(What?) |
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways. |
Either you have sex with me… |
Or you have sex with me. |
Girls love my sex. |
I’m a good sex man. |
Cause my sex is the best. |
I’m like Jean Claude Van Damme. |
But instead of fight people… I have sex with them.» |