| Well, They Let Ole' Pete Outta' Jail
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| He Went Back To His Store
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| All The Women Who Played His Bail
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| Were Waitin' On Pete to Chop some More
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
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| There’s an old woman, who’s ninety-two
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| Lives down the street
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| She said, one thing more I wanna do
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| Is find ole' Pete and let him chop my meat
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He just hacks, wacks, (Hey, now!) choppin' that meat
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| Pete went to church one Sunday night
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| He gave the preacher a fit
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| That crazy Pete started a fight
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| When he went hackin' on the pulpit
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
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| Well, they put him in jail again
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| They tried to give him life
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| Pete beat the case, he pleaded insane
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| They gave him back his same ole knife
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
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| Well, he got out of jail on Sunday night
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| Monday he tightened his grip
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| He started to China to see the sites
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| Went nuts again and chopped up the ship
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and (Hey, Now!) smackin'
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and (Mmmm!) smackin'
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| He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
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| Brought ole Pete back to town
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| To electrocute him there
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| But Pete was crazy like a clown
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| He chopped down that electric chair
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin' (He's A Maniac!)
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' (He don’t do nothin' but hackin') and smackin'
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| He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
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| He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat |