Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bang Away My Lulu, artist - Roy Acuff. Album song I Saw The Light, in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 18.03.2019
Record label: Platin Classics
Song language: English
Bang Away My Lulu |
I wish I was a diamond upon my Lulu’s hand, |
And every time she wiped her ass, I’d see the promised land, |
Oh, Lordy. |
Bang away, my Lulu; |
bang away good and strong. |
Oh, what’ll we do for a damn good screw when our Lulu’s dead and gone? |
I wish I was the pee-pot, beneath my Lulu’s bed, |
For every time she took a piss, I’d see her maidenhead, |
Oh Lordy. |
My Lulu had a baby. |
She named it Sunny Jim. |
She dropped it in the pee-pot to see if he could swim^ |
Oh, Lordy. |
First it went to the bottom, and then it came to the top, |
Then my Lulu got excited and grabbed it by the cock, |
Oh, Lordy. |
I wish I was a candle, within my Lulu’s room, |
And every night at nine o’clock, I’d penetrate her womb, |
Oh, Lordy. |
My Lulu’s tall and sprightly. |
My Lulu’s tall and thin. |
I caught her by the railroad track jacking off with a coupling-pin, |
Oh, Lordy. |
I took her to the Poodle Dog, upon the seventh floor. |
And there I gave her seventeen raps and still she called for more, |
Oh, Lordy. |
My Lulu was arrested; |
ten dollars was the fine. |
She said to the judge, «Take it out of this ass of mine, |
Oh, Lordy.» |
Sometimes I got a nickel and sometimes I got a dime, |
But when I got a quarter, Lulu lays it on the line, |
Oh, Lordy. |
Pappy loved my mammy; |
mammy loved the men. |
Now mammy’s full of buckshot and pappy’s in the pen, |
Oh, Lordy. |
Lulu got religion; |
she had it once before. |
She prayed to Christ with the minister while they did it on the floor, |
Oh, Lordy. |
My Lulu went to Boston, and there she met a trucker, |
She high-balled to the bedroom cryin', «Double-clutch me, |
Mother-fucker.» |
My Lulu had a sister who lived up on a hill. |
If she hadn’t died of syphilis, we’d be banging still, |
Oh, Lordy. |
Some girls work in offices; |
some girls work in stores, |
But Lulu works in a hotel with forty other whores. |
Oh, Lordy. |