| When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky
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| You can bet that he’s doing it for some doll
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| When you spot a John waiting out in the rain
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| Chances are he’s insane as only a John can be for a Jane
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| When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent
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| For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal
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| Call it sad, call it funny, but it’s better than even money
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| That the guy’s only doing it for some doll
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| When you see a sport and his cash has run short
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| Make a bet that he’s banking it with some doll
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| When a guy wears tails with the front gleaming white
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| Who the hell do you think he’s tickling pink on Saturday night?
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| When a lazy slob takes a goody steady job
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| And he smells from vitalis and barbasol
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| Call it dumb, call it clever, ah, but you can get odds forever
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| That the guy’s only doing it for some doll
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| Some doll, some doll
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| The guy’s only doing it for some doll! |