| I ain’t no doctor, I ain’t no doctor’s son
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| But I’ll fill your prescription
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| Till the real doctor comes
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| Till the real doctor comes
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| I ain’t no sailor, ain’t no sailor’s son
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| But I’ll be your navigator
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| Till the marines hit town
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| Till the marines hit town
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| I’m a handyman, an all around man
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| I’m a handyman, all around man
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| And when your husband comes
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| That’s when the handyman’s gonna scram
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| I ain’t the DA, ain’t the DA’s son
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| But I’ll talk to the jury
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| And I’ll see justice done
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| Handyman, I’m a handyman
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| An all around man, all around man
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| I ain’t no astronaut
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| From Cape Kennedy I don’t come
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| Just step inside my rocket ship
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| I’ll take you circling round the sun
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| We’ll head off for Pluto, Venus and Mars
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| Step inside, baby, I’ll take you very far
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| I’m a handyman, an all around man
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| An all around man, an all around man
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| And when your husband comes
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| That’s when the handyman is gonna scram |