Lyrics A Message From Ron Burgundy - Ron Burgundy

A Message From Ron Burgundy

So you’ve bought the soundtrack to Anchorman 2
Good, you’re halfway there
Now, before you hit the Play button on your stereo system
You need to pick up a little Delta stewardess
To have sit in your lap while you listen
Or, if you’re a gal, then get a world-famous chef to rub your feet
If you’re a fella who goes the other way
Then get a photographer named Barry to rub the knots out of your neck
Pause the recording while you lure these people back to your pad
Got 'em?
Good
Now sit back, relax, and get ready to go on a musical voyage
That makes Sgt.
Pepper’s seem like a rejected jingle for Ritz Crackers