| (Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together,
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| for william tecqwyn!)
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| Wiley — (Eski boy, shake a leg, shake a leg)
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| Oi! |
| Dan! |
| Wot you call this?
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| Why have you got me spittin on this?
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| I dont usually spit on tracks like these
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| But its jus the start and im startin to like it Watch producers try and buy me if you like it dont fight it dance with your grandma
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| Ill be dancing with your auntie
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| (Skippa- But i bet your uncle cant wait for the
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| SWITCH!)
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| Now i move onto your girlfriend
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| Me dancing with your girl
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| now thats hell friend
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| i get randy
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| do you know whatd handy
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| a little glass of brandy
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| now im skankin with BIG DAVEs Mandy
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| Shakin a leg in the middle of the dancefloor
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| im givin her what she asks for
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| she got a hardback wind what more can she ask for
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| Chorus
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| Come and shake a leg with me p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oi!
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| Come and shake a leg with me oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me Whoa!
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| (Ladies and gentlemen, lets have a warm welcome
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| for our next performer,
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| Jose Fernandez)
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| Skippa — (Skippa, Esta loca, oh! Hola! OK)
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| This is loco flow to,
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| got a spanish flow to wiggle ya toe to come, shake ya leg for a giggle
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| grab ya keys up, i got a knees up to go to tap shoes black shoes any clapped shoes
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| going for the nachos and the free booze
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| in a shirt you nicked off rodrigo
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| roll tight in a nylon tuxedo
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| red hot chilli peppers, hot jalepenos
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| mamas in hotpants tighter than speedos
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| left, right, backward, forward we go lambada with a chica, spittin image of deebo
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| i do the salsa with the old fogies
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| eatin runny guacomole green like bogies
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| im litsenin to the sounds and i dont mind neither
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| shakin a leg with a funny old geezer
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| Chorus
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| Come and shake a leg with me p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oi!
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| Come and shake a leg with me oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me Whoa!
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| (Ladies and gentleman,
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| will you please put your hands togther
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| for the Ethnal from Bethnal)
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| Scratchy — (Scratch, Eiiiii, eiiiii)
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| Wot?
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| This sounds like the job for me The ethnal from bethnal shakin a l-e-g
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| which l-e-g
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| third l-e-g
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| Yeah! |
| Im a wrong’un
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| known to be a liberty
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| like him. |
| i cant see me sittin on this
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| but i like music so im spittin on this
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| you chose me to come and spit all over this one
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| and then have a little wander around and get drunk
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| woteva the weather i make bars make cheddar
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| drive cars with leather
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| so dont ask whos clever
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| (whos clever?)
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| we’re clever
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| and im clever, hes clever shes clever
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| (Smart)
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| and shes out and about with no fella
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| and ive had a couple of stella i feel leathered
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| now shes over the moon, shes up weather
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| shes one on for the big style wheneva
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| she makes me feel betta!
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| Chorus
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| Come and shake a leg with me p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oi!
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| Come and shake a leg with me oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me Whoa! |