| Rolf: That’s nice. |
| Let’s hear it then…
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| Perot: Alright
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| Backing vocals: Ugh!
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| Perot: What was that?!
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| Rolf: What was what?
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| Perot: That «ugh!» |
| thing?
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| Rolf: Oh, they always do that with cha-cha-chas… Now, come on
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| Perot: Okay
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| Backing vocals: Ugh!
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| Tie me kangaroo down, cha-cha-cha
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| Tie me kangaroo down — sport!
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| Tie me kangaroo down, cha-cha-cha
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| Tie me kangaroo…
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| Down — cha-cha-cha!
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| (Ugh!)
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| Rolf: Just a minute Perot, I thought you said this was original?
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| Perot: Well, it is. |
| I wrote it myself. |
| I know — 'cos I was there when I writ it!
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| Rolf: Well, let’s hear a bit more of it then…
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| Backing vocals: Cha-cha-cha!
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| Keep me cockatoo cool, Carissima
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| Keep me cockatoo cool — Curly!
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| And mind me platypus too, Carissima
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| Keep m cockatoo
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| Cool — cha-cha-cha!
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| (Ugh)
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| Take me koala bear back, Raccio
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| Tak me koala bear back — Bluey!
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| Take him twice round the track — and then back of course
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| Take me koala bear
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| Back — cha-cha-cha!
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| (Ugh!)
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| Rolf: Just a minute, Perot. |
| This is a straight pinch from 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down,
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| Sport'… But you’ve lost all the feeling of the old Australian stockman lying, |
| dying?
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| Perot: I was just going to get to that bit…
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| Rolf: Well… I’m sorry
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| Backing vocals: Cha-cha-cha!
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| Hide me head, when I’m dead, Jabolo
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| Hide me head, when I’m dead — Fred!
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| So we hid his head when he died, kid
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| And where did you think that we hid it?
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| Under the bed… Cha-cha-cha!
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| Tie me kangaroo down, cha-cha-cha
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| Tie me kangaroo down — sport!
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| Tie me kangaroo down, cha-cha-cha
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| Tie me kangaroo…
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| Down — cha-cha-cha!
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| (Cha-cha-cha!)
|
| (Ugh!)
|
| Tie me kangaroo down, cha-cha-cha
|
| Tie me kangaroo down — sport!
|
| Tie me kangaroo down, cha-cha-cha
|
| Tie me kangaroo…
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| Down — cha-cha-cha!
|
| (Ugh!) |