| I like staying with my Uncle Dave
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| And I like playing with his great dane
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| But I don’t fit
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| I feel alien and strange
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| Kinda outa range
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| I like riding in my Uncle’s car
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| Down to the beach where the pretty girls all parade
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| And movie stars and paparazzi play
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| The Charles Atlas kicking sand in the face game
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| And I sit in the canyon with my back to the sea
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| There’s a blood red dragon on a field of green
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| Calling me back
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| Back to the Black Hills again
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| Ooh, ooh
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| Billy come home
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| Billy is searching for his native land
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| Flicking through the stations with the dial in his head
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| Picking up (background: static)
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| And a male voice choir on the short wave band
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| Billy taps out Jim’s number on the phone
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| Sits shaking as he waits for Jim’s answering tone
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| Come on my friend
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| Speak to me please
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| The land of my fathers is calling to me And I sit in the canyon with my back to the sea
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| There’s a blood red dragon on a field of green
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| Calling me back
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| Back to the Black Hills again
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| Ooh, ooh
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| Billy come home
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| Come on home
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| He sits in the canyon with his back to the sea
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| Sees a blood red dragon on a field of green
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| He hears a male voice choir singing
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| Billy come home
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| Billy, Billy, come home
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| Come on home
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| I don’t like fish.
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| You are listening to KAOS here in Los Angeles.
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| I don’t like fish.
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| Yes, we’ve established that.
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| Ah! |
| Do you have a request?
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| Shell fish
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| Guppy
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| Salmon
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| Shrimp
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| And crab
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| And lobster
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| Flounder
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| I hate fish
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| But I think most of all
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| I hate fresh fish
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| Like trout
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| I hate fresh trout
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| My least-hated, favourite fish would be sole
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| That way you don’t have to see the eyes
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| Sole has no eyes.
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| Oh no!
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| I’d like to be home with my monkey and my dog.
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| Thankyou.
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| I’d like to be home with my monkey and my dog
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| I’d like to be home with my monkey and my dog
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| I’d like to be home with my monkey and my dog
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| I’d like to be home with my monkey…
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| I don’t care
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| Shut up Play the record. |