| Miraculous you call it babe
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| You ain’t seen nothing yet
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| They’ve got Pepsi in the Andes
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| Mcdonalds in Tibet
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| Yosemite’s been turned into
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| A golf course for the Japs
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| The Dead Sea is alive with rap
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| Between the Tigris and Euphrates
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| There’s a leisure centre now
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| They’ve got all kinds of sports
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| They’ve got Bermuda shorts
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| The had sex in Pennsylvania
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| A Brazilian grew a tree
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| A doctor in Manhattan
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| Saved a dying man for free
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| It’s a miracle
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| Another miracle
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| By the grace of God Almighty
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| And pressures of marketplace
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| The human race has civilized itself
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| It’s a miracle
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| We’ve got a warehouse of butter
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| We’ve got oceans of wine
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| We’ve got famine when we need it
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| Got a designer crime
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| We’ve got Mercedes
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| We’ve got Porsche
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| Ferrari and Rolls Royce
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| We’ve got a choice
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| She said meet me
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| In the Garden of Gethsemane my dear
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| The Lord said Peter I can see
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| Your house from here
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| An honest man
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| Finally reaped what he had sown
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| And farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan
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| It’s a miracle
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| Another miracle
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| By the grace of God Almighty
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| And pressures of marketplace
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| The human race has civilized itself
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| It’s a miracle
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| We cower in our shelters
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| With our hands over our ears
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| Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
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| Runs for years and years and years
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| An earthquake hits the theatre
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| But the operetta lingers
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| Then the piano lids comes down
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| And break his fucking fingers
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| It’s a miracle |