| Dear Mr. Murdoch, what have you done | 
| With your news of the screws and your soaraway sun? | 
| You sharpen our hatred | 
| You’ve blunted our minds | 
| We’re drowning in nipples and bingo and sex crimes | 
| How many time must they poke and they pry | 
| Must they twist and lie? | 
| Just to add to the grime they even screwed up the times | 
| Love to kick their arse goodbye oh wouldn’t i! | 
| Dear Mr. Murdoch you play hard to see | 
| But with your bare-arsed cheek you should be on page three | 
| And dear Mr. Murdoch you’re really the pits | 
| Bad news is good business, you’re the king of the tits | 
| They stain all they touch, they’re real woman haters | 
| But we’re on their trail | 
| They go straight for the lowest common denominators | 
| How could they fail? | 
| go straight to jail — (no bail)! | 
| Dear Mr. Murdoch you’re a powerful man | 
| You control half our media whose values don’t scan | 
| And dear Mr. Murdoch we’re not so amused | 
| Just line up the people whose lives they’ve abused | 
| Dear Mr. Murdoch what do you know | 
| With your minions like vultures and carrion crow | 
| They’ve sunk just as low as humans can sink | 
| For profit they tell us how mass murderers think | 
| And dear Mr. Murdoch you come down from on high | 
| You even bought up the air waves, you control all our sky | 
| Dear Mr. Murdoch you’re a dangerous chap | 
| With your jingoist lingo we’re drowning in crap | 
| Dear Mr. Murdoch where are you coming from? | 
| Getting so hard to tell if you’re a yank, oz or pom | 
| Dear Mr. Murdoch you’re really the pits | 
| Bad news is good business, you’re the king of the tits | 
| Dear Mr. Murdoch you do it with zing | 
| At lowering the standards you’re really the king | 
| And dear Mr. Murdoch what have you done? | 
| You’re not quite as nice as attila the hun |