
Date of issue: 15.02.2011
Song language: English
Too Fat To Fly |
There ain’t no wings on a pachyderm, you’re too fat to fly |
There ain’t no wings on a barnyard pig, you’re too fat to fly |
And there ain’t no wings on your big ass and there ain’t no wonder why |
If you get on I’m gettin off, you’re too fat to fly |
Greyhound will get you there, you’re too fat to fly |
Bus tires will need extra air, you’re too fat to fly |
Who sold your big ass a ticket? |
Lets all kiss our ass goodbye |
Ol' butterball’s gonna crash us all, you’re too fat to fly |
There’s a box cart on a circus train, you’re too fat to fly |
They’ll hose ya down if it don’t rain, you’re too fat to fly |
Shovel out your stall twice today, I pity that poor guy |
Them trapeze studs better grab their nuts, you’re too fat to fly |
If that don’t work sit on your thumb, you’re too fat to fly |
Tell 'em when the asked «how come», you’re too fat to fly |
Hitchhike to Alabam', big ol' ham, with a banjo on your thigh |
Till they throw some hay in the cargo bay, you’re…too…fat…to…fly |
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