Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Too Fat To Fly, artist - Roger Alan Wade. Date of issue: 15.02.2011
Song language: English
Too Fat To Fly |
| There ain’t no wings on a pachyderm, you’re too fat to fly |
| There ain’t no wings on a barnyard pig, you’re too fat to fly |
| And there ain’t no wings on your big ass and there ain’t no wonder why |
| If you get on I’m gettin off, you’re too fat to fly |
| Greyhound will get you there, you’re too fat to fly |
| Bus tires will need extra air, you’re too fat to fly |
| Who sold your big ass a ticket? |
| Lets all kiss our ass goodbye |
| Ol' butterball’s gonna crash us all, you’re too fat to fly |
| There’s a box cart on a circus train, you’re too fat to fly |
| They’ll hose ya down if it don’t rain, you’re too fat to fly |
| Shovel out your stall twice today, I pity that poor guy |
| Them trapeze studs better grab their nuts, you’re too fat to fly |
| If that don’t work sit on your thumb, you’re too fat to fly |
| Tell 'em when the asked «how come», you’re too fat to fly |
| Hitchhike to Alabam', big ol' ham, with a banjo on your thigh |
| Till they throw some hay in the cargo bay, you’re…too…fat…to…fly |