| It’s Lady’s Night at the Blue Gazelle
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| Local talent looks alive and well
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| All dressed up with my slack britches on
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| I don’t get lucky, man, there’s something wrong
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| Caddo Pool Hall down the Rue De Nowhere
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| Eight shots loaded, yeah man I’ve been there
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| «Hey, watch this» is what I said to the pool shark
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| «I can make it shooting in the dark»
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| A hundred dollars on an eight-ball call shot
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| Can’t scratch now, 'cause that’s all I’ve got
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| I’ll show me
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| I’ll show me
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| Man seeking unemployment
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| No gig too big to blow
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| Self-destruct for own enjoyment
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| Another knucklehead who can’t say no
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| Blame a woman for the way I am
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| Much too easy, no thank you, ma’am
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| How’d I ever get this far, you might ask
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| I’m here to tell you it was no small task
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| I don’t need a map to show me where
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| I should be, 'cause I don’t care
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| I’ll show me
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| I’ll show me
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| I kind of see myself as a young Richard Burton
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| Reading Dylan Thomas to some Welsh coquette
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| Drinking whiskey in a Swansea tavern
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| Me and trouble are a sure-fire bet
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| Well, how 'bout this then: I’m a suave bullfighter
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| Or maybe a war correspondent for the BBC
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| Why, aye man my load feels lighter
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| Another Jameson should set me free
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| I don’t want to have to feel or think
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| Bartender, pour me one more drink
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| I’ll show me
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| I’ll show me
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| Ain’t it always like the old man said
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| You keep it simple or you’ll wind up dead
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| I’ll show me
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| I’ll show me
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| I’ll show me
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| I’ll show me |